Dear USPS Forwarding Service

Dear USPS Forwarding Service,

It does not take 10 days to forward mail, nor am I foolish enough to believe that in the span of 1 month, we only receive 9 pieces of mail. "Where oh where" are all of my coupons for free chocolate, gift cards that I've won and bills that I'm now late in paying? . Some days you shock me by sending me a bill that is on time, then the next day, you irritate me by sending me one that is 2 weeks late. Pretty sure that the people who want their money are not sending them out late (since that has never happened to me before). I will be sending you a bill with all my late fees, in appreciation of all that you haven't done. :)

If there was another alternative to USPS, I would be using it, but there is not, so you will still be receiving $.44 (each) for all those letters, cards, gift cards, bills, etc that never made it to my current residence. Congratulations! You've made a killing off of us this summer.

Hope you are enjoying my free chocolate coupons and my gift cards, since I certainly am not.

That is all.....

Sincerely,
Jenn Miller


P.S.
NO, they are not setting in my mailbox at my past place of residence. That has been confirmed.